10-year high school reunion invitations arrived today

My Pal Ray: 10 year reunion, Y or N? me: i dunno, are you gonna? My Pal Ray: how would it not be fun in some way? me: yeaaa there's gonna be bbq food i guess me: and its not like we're not attractive My Pal Ray: yeah now were the ones people want to sleep with My Pal Ray: funny how that changes My Pal Ray: wait, did C____ even graduate with us? or go to school at all? me: i think he went a couple times My Pal Ray: i call shenigans. or however you spell that My Pal Ray: also we're all taking taxis from the bar me: i thought everybodys talented at drunk driving back home? My Pal Ray: yes but im out of practice My Pal Ray: dude watch me rsvp right now me: im a 'maybe' My Pal Ray: im #12, very liberating My Pal Ray: whoa T____?? me: did she even go to our school? My Pal Ray: oh man please let her not be married My Pal Ray: im gonna study this invite every day