Pajamagram is a total ripoff, and I sure wish I’d thought of it first

Took a lil gander at Pajamagram, and I can’t belieeeve what these guys are charging for some of the cheapest, tackiest PJ’s ever. For instance, check out a couple of their currently featured Valentine’s Day designs:



Glancing at these photos, I’ve got a pretty strong hunch the fabric is stiff instead of snuggly, and that one dryer cycle would shrink the shirts to midriff-bearing status. I could be wrong, of course. But I’m definitely positive you could pick up a way cuter sleep ensemble for half that price (if that) at Old Navy.

Oh and guys— please for the god’s sake do not spring for either of the “deluxe editions” pictured below:



60 dollars for a couple scraps of velour in a RECESSION? My mind is officially blown.

I mean, yeah, fact: Pajamas make simple & adorable gifts for 99% of people on 99% of holidays, especially since you only vaguely need to guess at size to get it right. Pajamagram packages its sets in mesh hat boxes with dopey lavender sachets & cardboard “Do Not Disturb” signs— thus transforming thoughtless boyfriends/husbands/sons into totally thoughtful dudes. Inflate prices, and voila, it’s genius. They’ve gotta be making a killing.

WISH I’D THOUGHT OF IT FIRST, you guys. Gotta get cracking on genius business plans in 2k9.