Thursday January 22, 2009 at 0:10

HELP WANTED

Looking to hire tall, attractive, bearded indie dude in his late 20’s to clean my apartment bi-weekly wearing a tight plaid button-down. Applicants resembling Scott of Frightened Rabbit (see Figure 1) preferred.

Payment shall be 2 handfuls of Cheez-Its & 1 half-assed backrub for every 2 hours worked.

Figure 1

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