My friend Jessica changed her Facebook status to “In a Relationship” today

Jessica: oh no. he is checking FB right now and i am sitting beside him.
me: wait what really
Jessica: i feel like i am going to be sick
me: oh man
me: im really glad to be a part of this moment
Jessica: ok but seriously i am sweating
Jessica: LOL. oh god there it is
Jessica: he has his computer hooked up to his TV so it is 52 inches of embarrassment staring back at me
me: SHUTUP
me: this is the most hilarious day of your life
Jessica: oh god. it doesnt get any more embarrassing than this