GOODLINKS: a weekend round-up

• Rembember Koko, the super-smart gorilla that learned sign language in the 80s? Since then, he’s apparently been involved in a number of sexual harassment lawsuits, due to his “nipple fetish”?!? (via Sorry I Missed Your Party)
  
  
• Are moustaches the newest runway trend? (via fashionindie)
  
  
• Project-Free TV is a new site to watch all your favorite tv shows and movies online for free. (via Bumpershine)
  
  
• Have French scientists really figured out a way to DJ with your mind?!? (via Gizmodo)
  
  
• Did you hear about the solid gold Kate Moss statue revealed last week? Apparently at 50kg, it’s the largest gold statue created since the age of ancient Egypt! (via fashionindie)
  
  
• Finally, a pencil to distinguish the elite from the nobodies— the “Aspara Gold for executives.” (via Pencil Talk)
  
  
• In odd news: “Woman Dressed as Cow Gets a Month in Jail.” (via BoingBoing)
  
  
• A pretty hilarious & well-supported rant: “I Hate People That Use Their Facebook Relationship Status For Attention.” (via Pointless Banter)
  
  
• Is it possible to forage a delicious dinner from Prospect Park? Here’s a recipe for Wild Dandelion Turnovers that proves you can. (via Not Eating Out in New York)
  
  
• Clearly the best way to drink Sparks is to serve it like punch from a fountain. (via Sorry I Missed Your Party)
  
  
• Lastly, a helpful column debuts in the New York Times’ “City Room” section: Answers About Living Cheaply in New York.