What do you say when you talk to yourself?

Now that I live alone, I’m taking more notice of how often I talk to myself. It’s kind of a lot— but luckily the monologues are falling in “one liner” category, & not full-fledged paragraphs or anything (yet).

This weekend I kept track of what I’d said when I caught myself talking to nobody. (“What a hilarious idea for a blog post!” I thought, but did not say aloud in this instance.) Here’s what I caught myself saying:

• “Hey, idiot. Pay attention.”
  
• “You have GOT to be kidding me.”
  
• “Donnnn’t burn yourself!”
  
• “NOW where did I put the towel?”
  
• “OH NO!”
  
• “I should have a beer.”