One thing I’ll sure miss (not miss) about my neighborhood: Dead Doll Garden

I’m moving today! Within Brooklyn, of course. But I’m leaving good ol’ Prospect Heights.

One thing I’m not gonna miss in the current neighborhood is a little landmark I’ve come to call “Dead Doll Garden.” For the past year, I’ve seen this everyday on my weekday morning walk to the subway:

F’ING CREEPY, AND NOT OK

I’d imagine these weirdos have a toddler-sized child who appreciates this stuffed animal graveyard, and whose enthusiasm is responsible for it growing one dead dolly at a time. But all I can think when I walk by is MOSQUITO BREEDING GROUNDS. What’s that horrible killing disease you get from mosquitos? Is it malaria? Your kid is probably gonna get it, I think.

Alright well BYE DEAD DOLL GARDEN. ‘Twas a sweet year in the Heights, but I gots to be moving on. xoxoxo