Meet Mighty (mullet) Man: Guinness World Record hopeful for “heaviest vehicle pulled by hair”

TO RECAP: What did we learn from this video???

1. With concentration, all things are possible!!!!
2. Mighty Man married the most supportive/tolerant woman in the universe
3. Receding hairline = not an obstacle to bus-towing
4. You too could pull a double decker bus with your mullet, if Mighty Man would only reveal THE SECRET INGREDIENT
5. Focus your chakras when you get a sec
6. Try as you might to make pulling a bus with your hair look easy— the strain’s gonna show in your face
7. Mighty Man = the Samson of the modern age
8. His mullet holds the long-sought “Secret of Awesome Strength”
9. Despite his name, Mighty is no muscle man!!
10. If you’re looking to make a name for your country, you might wanna tie your hair to a bus

For more Guinness Book of World Records fun, check out the Guinness YouTube channel.


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