It’s not too late for me to rock a Hypercolor tee, and immediately become the coolest girl in school

Leave it to the skeeves at American Apparel to make an 80’s child’s dreams come true.

In elementary school, all the coolest kids had Hypercolor tees, but my parents wouldn’t buy me one! I remember even dumb ol’ Ray had one in the 3rd or 4th grade, and I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he had friends. No fair. (Mom and Dad also refused to appease my Christmas wishes for an Easy-Bake Oven, which is an issue I still find time to rant about on occassion.)

But alas, it’s not too late for me! I’ll sit with the cool kids in the cafeteria YET. That’s because the smarm-masters over at American Apparel recently debuted their “Thermochromatic Sheer Jersey T-Shirt” for both girls and boys!



They’re not paying me for this wild endorsement, though they should. Perhaps you’ll catch me sportin’ the spandex skivvies on a back-page ad of the L Magazine soon. Til then, click here to check out the Thermochromatic Sheer Jersey T-Shirt for sale at American Apparel.