Totally gratuitous Peter Sarsgaard hot photo post, Part 1 of 3

Those who know me are well aware of my long-standing, big gross celebrity crush on actor Peter Sarsgaard. I’ve been trying to come up with a proper, respectful way to pay tribute to his good looks on this blog. I’ve waited for the right newsworthy event to come along for a blog post tie-in, so I wouldn’t end up simply plastering a bunch of gratuitously hot photos in some giant self-serving droolfest.

But then today I realized — THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SHOULD DO.

I spent my lunch hour “conducting research,” and was able to compile three posts’ worth of Peter Sarsgaard hotness. Too much hotness for any person to handle in a single sitting. Had to break it up. My plan is to post part 2 when part 1 gets knocked off the main page (and part 3 when part 2 gets knocked off), so that whenever I click to my own blog, I will be met with pleasant, charming, swoony feelings.

And so will you!! Let’s do this.