What my roommate said when I asked her if we could get a robot baby dinosaur

(This is the robot dinosaur that I want.)

“How big is it? How much does it weigh? So what you’re saying is that it couldn’t kill me. Basically what I’m asking you is, in a fight, who would win? Because I don’t want to own a pet that could overpower me, and could just like, lash out at any time. But 3 and a half pounds is okay.

“You know, I always say that I’d never want a pet I couldn’t overpower. I don’t want to sleep in a house with an animal that could attack me. If we got the dinosaur, I might feel the need to lock my bedroom door at night. Cause I can picture, you know, laying in bed and the dinosaur walking over and being like ‘Joanna? I want to play.’ And I would just stomp on it.”