Nigersaurus taqueti = dinosaur with vacuum-cleaner mouth!

FACT: I think dinosaurs are so awesome.

FACT: If I could have one wish today it might be to go back in time 100 million years to pal around with dinosaurs, ride on their backs, sing nursery rhymes to them, and watch them devour all kinds of unsuspecting creatures, even if it means I’d end up one of those devoured creatures later that afternoon. In fact I’d be honored to be eaten by a dinosaur. Especially one with a VACUUM CLEANER for a MOUTH !

FACT: Holy shit you guys, there seriously once lived a dinosaur with a vacuum-cleaner style mouth. Do you feel, as I do, that a whooshing suck towards death is even scarier than being chomped by sharp T-Rex fangs? I mean, with sharp teeth, you’re like “I know what’s coming; I’m going to get CHOMPED.” But vacuum-mouth ??? The diagrams in this report show what a long dark tunnel of a throat you’re getting whooshed and sucked down, and it is NO JOKE.